Tila Tequila has not really made news since campaigning to be Charlie Sheen's next goddess in March.
But the rarely-clothed former reality and sex tape star is in the headlines today because she's celebrating a major birthday: the big 3-0. How will you honor the occasion? With a Tila Tequila Uncorked viewing, perhaps?
Seriously, though, folks Tequila is a troubled soul who could use your birthday wishes. She doesn't exactly have a lot of friends and she can barely afford any articles of clothing. See what we mean in the following photo montage:
November 11th, 2011 10:52 PM
i am a midget too but sexier. whoops..
November 8th, 2011 7:55 PM
u smiled very embarrasedly..is it the feces thing..mayb? or not ? feces?
October 30th, 2011 10:09 AM
life is a box of tuna
October 28th, 2011 10:10 PM
who can fuck me like bb
October 28th, 2011 10:09 PM
i eat feces
October 24th, 2011 4:39 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TILA!!!! YOU R ONE OF THE SEXIEST CHICKS OUT THERE!!!!
October 24th, 2011 1:21 PM
HAPPY B-DAY. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT NEED A TUNE UP, BUT MORE IMPORTANT, TO YOU, I'M SURE, IS THAT YOU ARE EXTREMELY HOT.