Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!
This contest is inspired by HBO's True Blood. Fans of the hit show should have no problem finding inspiration here. Even if you've never seen it, it's Alexander Skarsgard and Stephen Moyer kissing Anna Paquin. That's plenty of material!
All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Wednesday. Best of luck, all ...

September 14th, 2011 8:17 AM
Sookie, "why are you guys wearing the same robes? Really, it looks kind of cheesy. Maybe you would look better with them off."
September 14th, 2011 3:42 AM
Unlike Terra who always serves True Blood cold at Merlotte's cause the microwaves "busted". Sookie is ALWAYS warm.
Rank: Z-Lister
September 14th, 2011 3:34 AM
Trick or Treat??
Rank: Z-Lister
September 14th, 2011 3:30 AM
Trick ooorrrrr Treat.
September 14th, 2011 3:25 AM
Every girl's fantasy...two guys!!! Meow!!
September 14th, 2011 1:31 AM
Uhg, this is getting old.Think I'm ready for a spicy change......wolf maybe..... oh, where were we?
September 14th, 2011 12:56 AM
You boys keep going I`ll never know if I`m late this month.
September 13th, 2011 11:53 PM
Countin'
One, Two, Three
Eric, Bill & Sookie
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves fang-banging
September 13th, 2011 11:31 PM
You both get your fill and then we'll talk about me getting mine!
September 13th, 2011 11:14 PM
Eric the right side is the best, trust me.