Look out Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin. A certain, promiscuous, trainwreck of a bisexual wants in on your man.
In an interview with Hollywood Life, Tila Tequila said she's been watching the Charlie Sheen meltdown unfold over the past couple weeks and has a suggestion: dump the zeroes, Chuck, and get with this shameless hero!
“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tequila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time - but also help him out.”
During her time in the spotlight - which included the death of Casey Johnson and fake suicide attempts - Tila says she eventually learned that folks were laughing AT her, not with her.
"He’s a trending topic, [but] it really is for all the wrong reasons," Tila concludes. "I wish I would have known this while I was going through my public meltdown. Things would have been different. I wish Charlie knew that this publicity he’s feeding off of is all wrong."
That may be true, but when you're living on tiger blood, it all feels so right.
Rank: Z-Lister
March 9th, 2011 4:58 PM
this chick is the worst possible thing that could happen to charlie and that's saying a lot! everything she touches she destroys. just look at what happened to casey johnson when they were together. she's the ultimate enabler imo.
March 9th, 2011 3:35 PM
you have got to love stupid women.provide great stories.
March 9th, 2011 3:18 PM
Yeah, thats what he needs another self centered gold digging attention whore.
March 9th, 2011 2:22 PM
Wow! Realizing that people were laughing *AT* her is the most self aware thing I have ever heard Tila say.. too bad she is still dumb enough to think being a whore for Charlie would be a smart thing to do.
Rank: D-Lister
March 9th, 2011 2:15 PM
Ugh! Just when we thought she finally went away...
I don't think even a total headcase like Sheen would go near her. She's chimming in just to get her name mentioned. Ick!
March 9th, 2011 1:25 PM
Oh this fucking chick again!!??
Sure like one trainwreck can help another al righty than!